Wednesday, September 13, 2006
The Chill Town Dynasty
Mike Boogie Wins BB7!
The past few days in the Big Brother house have been completely irrelevant to me. I cancelled the feeds after Janelle’s eviction, so I had no real idea what had been going on in the house and hadn’t done many updates in a little while. I just couldn’t stand the idea of watching two horrible losers make out all day long. Gross!
Tonight was finale night for Big Brother 7 All-Stars, marking the official end of summer. The show began by talking about evicted houseguests, with an extra long section about Janelle. Who could blame them, she and Kaysar are the most popular houseguests in the history of the show! Anyway, the show progressed with more boring filler and then we finally got to the jury questioning.
I was undecided about who I hoped would win during most of their boring and rehearsed answers. Erika tried to take credit for nearly every eviction in the game and dubbed herself the new puppetmaster. Everyone knows the only real puppetmaster is Will, so that entire little speech was irrelevant. Erika also tried to pathetically dismiss her lame non-strategy by reminding everyone that the floating game got her right to the end. The jury all looked ill as she tried to BS her way through each question.
I was still undecided until Boogie answered Danielle’s question. Danielle thought she’d be clever and cutting by asking Boogie why he betrayed her after telling her he was her Jason for this season. For those of you who didn’t see season 3, Jason, the religious virgin, formed an alliance with Danielle very early on in the game and they were completely honest with each other, landing them both very close to the prize. Danielle finished in second place that season and a lot of that was due to Jason having her back. Danielle was upset this season because apparently Boogie had promised her a similar deal and then backstabbed her in the end. Boogie could have easily given some stupid cliché answer, but instead he called her on her own scheming. He essentially told her, many other people were also promised the honor of being “her Jason” this season and she backstabbed them all, so why was it any different when he did it to her. That was a great point and I was actually very impressed that he pointed that out to someone on the jury. I think it really put Danielle in her place and made the jury realize that they were all in the sequester house for one reason: they were outplayed by Chill Town.
Even though Erika tried to take credit for every strategic move that Will and Boogie made, it was clear to all the evictees that the real reason they had been outplayed was because Chill Town is an unstoppable force in the game. Mike made a point to mention that he and Will entered the game as a team and loudly proclaimed their alliance from day one, yet everyone avoided targeting them and it lead them right into the final four. It was completely true. Everyone in that jury house was there because they didn’t remove Chill Town when the had the chance and it bit them in the ass later on. It was true, Chill Town just played a better game.
We were almost ready for the votes to be read, everyone put their key in the box and then Julie brought out the first evicted houseguests from this season. The only important one was Kaysar, though Jase’s comments are always amusing. Kaysar, who had been allowed to watch the shows, told Janelle and Howie about James entering the game with a “chip on his shoulder” and quickly turning on his one time teammates. Then, to confirm that James was a total traitor to the group, BB played a video clip of James saying that he was going after Janelle and calling her fat and other harsh names. Janelle seemed a bit shocked, but handled it in an amusing backhanded way. She said that James’ attitude didn’t surprise her because he’s always been “such a whiner”, which is completely true. The best part was that after she said that and James gave his little response, Kaysar (whose luscious locks are growing back nicely) looked at James like he wanted to punch him in the face. It was hot because it was Kaysar, but also really entertaining because I was waiting for someone from BB6 to realize what a traitor James was and feel like kicking his ass.
Even better than that was BB finally exposing Boogie’s mean comments about Erika (which I addressed earlier in this blog). Alison said she wanted to tell Erika that she had been played like a common whore by Mike all season long. Julie offered just that opportunity by allowing Alison to talk to the final two houseguests. Alison said, “Erika, I hope you use that money to buy yourself some dignity.” Erika looked on like Alison was just being bitchy…. Until they played Boogie’s diary room footage! They began with Erika describing how much she liked Boogie and how she had “met her mate in the Big Brother house.” Then they cut to Boogie in the dairy room calling his relationship with Erika a ho-mance and saying “America now knows that Erika is, in fact, a ho!” Her smile began to sink as the footage rolled on. When it finally stopped, she looked down at the floor, perhaps finally realizing that Boogie had been playing her the whole time and had no interest in a real relationship with her. While my hatred for Boogie is, in his words, strong to quite strong, my hatred for Erika is almost immeasurable so this was totally hilarious for me. The girl whored herself thinking that she had found love only to find out on national television that Boogie was not into her at all. The sound of her ego bubble bursting was almost audible.
Finally the winner was announced and, with a 6-1 victory, Boogie took home the championship. I hate to say it, but he really did play a great game. This season was truly one of the apprentice outwitting the master and Boogie did just that. He learned from Dr. Will and he managed to get all the way to the end. This proves that Chill Town is a real BB dynasty, the ultimate alliance. The reason is that they never double-crossed each other through out the entire game. Every other group, most notably the BB6 alliance, suffered enough dissention and insecurity that they collapsed upon themselves. Chill Town really did play the game better than anyone else, and that’s exactly why that alliance has produced two winners.
Anyway, with the BB season at a close, I just want to say thanks to everyone who read this blog and to all those who create, write for, transcribe, manage and visit all the countless BB sites out there. Thanks to Hamster Watch and Joker’s but a special thanks to Morty’s TV and BB Chat, my two favorite BB sites.
I’ll see you guys next year for BB8!
In the meantime, check out TRASHWIRE.COM!
The past few days in the Big Brother house have been completely irrelevant to me. I cancelled the feeds after Janelle’s eviction, so I had no real idea what had been going on in the house and hadn’t done many updates in a little while. I just couldn’t stand the idea of watching two horrible losers make out all day long. Gross!
Tonight was finale night for Big Brother 7 All-Stars, marking the official end of summer. The show began by talking about evicted houseguests, with an extra long section about Janelle. Who could blame them, she and Kaysar are the most popular houseguests in the history of the show! Anyway, the show progressed with more boring filler and then we finally got to the jury questioning.
I was undecided about who I hoped would win during most of their boring and rehearsed answers. Erika tried to take credit for nearly every eviction in the game and dubbed herself the new puppetmaster. Everyone knows the only real puppetmaster is Will, so that entire little speech was irrelevant. Erika also tried to pathetically dismiss her lame non-strategy by reminding everyone that the floating game got her right to the end. The jury all looked ill as she tried to BS her way through each question.
I was still undecided until Boogie answered Danielle’s question. Danielle thought she’d be clever and cutting by asking Boogie why he betrayed her after telling her he was her Jason for this season. For those of you who didn’t see season 3, Jason, the religious virgin, formed an alliance with Danielle very early on in the game and they were completely honest with each other, landing them both very close to the prize. Danielle finished in second place that season and a lot of that was due to Jason having her back. Danielle was upset this season because apparently Boogie had promised her a similar deal and then backstabbed her in the end. Boogie could have easily given some stupid cliché answer, but instead he called her on her own scheming. He essentially told her, many other people were also promised the honor of being “her Jason” this season and she backstabbed them all, so why was it any different when he did it to her. That was a great point and I was actually very impressed that he pointed that out to someone on the jury. I think it really put Danielle in her place and made the jury realize that they were all in the sequester house for one reason: they were outplayed by Chill Town.
Even though Erika tried to take credit for every strategic move that Will and Boogie made, it was clear to all the evictees that the real reason they had been outplayed was because Chill Town is an unstoppable force in the game. Mike made a point to mention that he and Will entered the game as a team and loudly proclaimed their alliance from day one, yet everyone avoided targeting them and it lead them right into the final four. It was completely true. Everyone in that jury house was there because they didn’t remove Chill Town when the had the chance and it bit them in the ass later on. It was true, Chill Town just played a better game.
We were almost ready for the votes to be read, everyone put their key in the box and then Julie brought out the first evicted houseguests from this season. The only important one was Kaysar, though Jase’s comments are always amusing. Kaysar, who had been allowed to watch the shows, told Janelle and Howie about James entering the game with a “chip on his shoulder” and quickly turning on his one time teammates. Then, to confirm that James was a total traitor to the group, BB played a video clip of James saying that he was going after Janelle and calling her fat and other harsh names. Janelle seemed a bit shocked, but handled it in an amusing backhanded way. She said that James’ attitude didn’t surprise her because he’s always been “such a whiner”, which is completely true. The best part was that after she said that and James gave his little response, Kaysar (whose luscious locks are growing back nicely) looked at James like he wanted to punch him in the face. It was hot because it was Kaysar, but also really entertaining because I was waiting for someone from BB6 to realize what a traitor James was and feel like kicking his ass.
Even better than that was BB finally exposing Boogie’s mean comments about Erika (which I addressed earlier in this blog). Alison said she wanted to tell Erika that she had been played like a common whore by Mike all season long. Julie offered just that opportunity by allowing Alison to talk to the final two houseguests. Alison said, “Erika, I hope you use that money to buy yourself some dignity.” Erika looked on like Alison was just being bitchy…. Until they played Boogie’s diary room footage! They began with Erika describing how much she liked Boogie and how she had “met her mate in the Big Brother house.” Then they cut to Boogie in the dairy room calling his relationship with Erika a ho-mance and saying “America now knows that Erika is, in fact, a ho!” Her smile began to sink as the footage rolled on. When it finally stopped, she looked down at the floor, perhaps finally realizing that Boogie had been playing her the whole time and had no interest in a real relationship with her. While my hatred for Boogie is, in his words, strong to quite strong, my hatred for Erika is almost immeasurable so this was totally hilarious for me. The girl whored herself thinking that she had found love only to find out on national television that Boogie was not into her at all. The sound of her ego bubble bursting was almost audible.
Finally the winner was announced and, with a 6-1 victory, Boogie took home the championship. I hate to say it, but he really did play a great game. This season was truly one of the apprentice outwitting the master and Boogie did just that. He learned from Dr. Will and he managed to get all the way to the end. This proves that Chill Town is a real BB dynasty, the ultimate alliance. The reason is that they never double-crossed each other through out the entire game. Every other group, most notably the BB6 alliance, suffered enough dissention and insecurity that they collapsed upon themselves. Chill Town really did play the game better than anyone else, and that’s exactly why that alliance has produced two winners.
Anyway, with the BB season at a close, I just want to say thanks to everyone who read this blog and to all those who create, write for, transcribe, manage and visit all the countless BB sites out there. Thanks to Hamster Watch and Joker’s but a special thanks to Morty’s TV and BB Chat, my two favorite BB sites.
I’ll see you guys next year for BB8!
In the meantime, check out TRASHWIRE.COM!
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