Big Brother 7: All-Stars

Morty's TV had this recent post about Janelle and Will's after dinner flirting activity:

10:30PM BBT: Erika and Boogie keep looking at each other in that way. Janelle and Will are on the HoH balcony, not really playing cards, they're holding cards, and whispering, giggling, and cuddling. Will says, "I like you" and Janelle said, "I like you a lot." Janelle said, "I really wish I could kiss you" and "I want you." Will responded (no longer whispering) with, "Just play cards." A little later... Will told Janelle to stop whispering and he keeps saying no when she says she wants to tell him something, but, he keeps going to her anyway. Janelle whispered, "What about your girlfriend?" and Will said "We'll figure it out."

Oh, c'mon guys! Just hook up already! I'd bet the $500K that this isn't Janie's first time stealing someone's boyfriend, so what's the big deal?! They're the two most bad ass players in the history of the game, it's only fitting they get together. The two hottest movie stars ever hooked up, so why can't the two best houseguests ever do it too?

I love their little romance. It's the only entertaining thing left on the show because it looks like I'm gonna hate whoever wins anyway. That is, unless the winner is Will or Janelle.

From the Spider Man kiss with Michael in the gold room to the late night chess flirting with everyone's favortie BB stud (Kaysar), Janie has managed to be the Angelina Jolie of the house and team up with some of the best guys in BB history. Now she's flirting with Will over walks in the back yard. If this girl hooked up with Hardy from BB2, she'd be 3 for 3 in getting all the best BB guys ever!

In the tradition of The Shaw Report in Entertainment Weekly

In:-------------------------- Janelle and Will
So 5 minutes ago:-------- Janelle and Kaysar
Out:------------------------ Janelle and Michael

Some of my favorite clips of Janie and Will flirting it up:

Tonight’s episode was an absolute outrage! First, Mike Boogie is so horrible that I actually started to feel sick watching him parade around, puffing out his chest like some kind of macho man. We all know that even Chicken George could kick Boogie’s ass. Please Big Brother Gods, figure out a way to humiliate and evict Mike Boogie so that I don’t have to throw up watching BB anymore! And him and Erika making out in the tub--sorry, I just puked a little-- was absolutely ghastly!

As if Mike Boogie’s egomaniacal display wasn’t enough, tonight we saw that the pressure started to get to Jedi Janie. After Howie’s eviction, Janie was seen crying in her bed. Janie has NEVER shed a single tear about the game before and I hope someone pays for breaking down the princess! I may have been pissed at her over Kaysar’s eviction, but I never hoped that the game would make her cry. She’s so tough and it proves how bad things must be for her to get that upset.


She claimed that the tears were all part of a performance, but having watched Janie last season, I really think she was crying because of real emotion. She’s got to be surprised that her dream team has fallen apart and that the only two people she could trust 100%, Kaysar and Howie, are now gone.

Even worse, she feels like that was all her fault because of her bad evictions during her HoH week. In a way, it is her fault. As soon as she put the goggles on Diane instead of Boogie or Erika in that veto competition, she sealed her alliance’s fate to save her own ass. It was a crappy move and it directly lead to Kaysar and Howie’s eviction as well as James’ dissention from the group. At the same time, it wasn’t ALL Janie’s fault. I’d love to say that Kaysar played a perfect game and did nothing wrong during his HoH week, but he began a series of cop-outs by shying away from nominating Chill Town. Even James was able to evict Jase, a powerful new Chill Towner. Still, though some of the responsibility for the two Jedi evictions has to go to Will and Boogie, or as I call them Woogie. They have been controlling the game from day one and now they’re going to ride their power wave all the way to the top.

Aside from the fall of the Jedi Knights, there have been some interesting moves in the game that I just couldn’t resist talking about.

First, they may both claim that they’re playing each other, but Will and Janie seem to be falling head over heels for each other. Each of them has had a chance to back stab the other and evict them, but every time, they’ve both passed and chosen to stick together. This past episode showed us two great examples of this. First, when horrible Boogie won his HoH and celebrated with his whore Skeletor, his “best friend” Will wasn’t right at his side celebrating. Instead, Will was tenderly wiping away the pie from Janelle’s face. What is that?! Since when has Will, the Evil Doctor, ever cared enough about Janie to wipe her face and console her when she’s sad?! There was more evidence for Will’s real feelings when he and Boogie both protected Janelle in the veto competition and even helped her out. They only care about each other, yet, for some reason, they keep protecting Janelle. Will claims that it’s so Janie can go after Danielle and Erika later on in the game, but Boogie could easily do that or they could just manipulate Chicken George into doing it. They don’t really NEED Janie, they just WANT her around.

Anyway, no one could ever replace Kaysar as my absolute favorite HG ever. I like him even more than I liked my previous favorite, Hardy from BB2. That being said, something about Dr. Will is getting to me and I’m starting to go to the dark side. It reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman was trying to get Scott Tenorman. Scott keeps outwitting Cartman and Cartman says, “He’s a charmer, that Scott Tenorman, he just charmed me!” That’s how I feel about Will. There’s so much I dislike about Will, but he’s so damn funny and charming that I end up totally loving him. It’s really not that shocking, the same exact thing happened to me in BB2. I totally loved Hardy, he was kind, he was honest, he played the game well (like Kaysar), but for some reason at the end of the show, I had a little crush on Will. I feel like a horrible person even typing that! Like I said, that doesn’t change the fact that I like Kaysar the best.

In other news, it looks like James might go this week, and I’m happy. He broke from the group too quickly and that lead to the demise of everything they had built. James played the same way last year, but apparently he didn’t learn that when you play both sides, at some point they’re both going to realize it and turn on you. It can only get you so far before it bites you in the ass. Besides, I really think James has rage issues. His temper is really intense. The way he threw a fit when Janelle grabbed the Marcellas doll before him was really revealing about his personality. He pushed and shoved her and that was just uncalled for. Then he had the audacity to whine about it in the diary room! He acted like CBS shoved him out of the way of the doll and handed it to Janie. It was completely immature and it showed that, as soon as things don’t go his way, the pouts like a little baby. James played a good game in the past, but now he’s making things personal and it’s really stupid. After all, it is a reality TV game show, not life and death.

Alright BB fans, this is getting long and I’m sure I’m boring you with my ranting about the past few episodes. I’d been away for a while because I was trying to find a reason to give a crap about the show after Kaysar’s eviction. Now, I think the only reason I might have is watching the budding Will/Janie romance and keeping my fingers crossed that Boogie gets evicted… painfully!

Let’s hope that Boogie’s friendship with Will will end soon, and so will his career!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOo4IduWD7Y

Part II


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2b83_b7MsU

Well... I don't really care what happens now. Kaysar was voted out (on his birthday!) and Dr. Will seems to be running things. I'm happy because Kaysar lasted longer than my original pre-show prediction (I had him going week 2) but unfortunately, he's the last person to be evicted before sequester. Right now, I'm going with my original prediction of Will or James as the winner. I'll be back on finale night, or maybe sooner if something really goes down.

While I'm still super pissed that Kaysar is going this week and have boycotted the feeds, my mom has been watching them religiously. She recently informed me that, not only is Janie 100% with Chill Town, but she is also acting like a skanky Paris Hilton and flirting it up with Will to a sickening degree. It seems there was a situation in which Janie and the Chill Town boys created a band and were going to do a song in the shower/bathtub. When Janie got in with the guys, she pretended to be slipping and fell all over them. Apparently Boogie copped a big feel and she just giggled like a hoochie. Oh no, Janelle! Not you too! If this crap is true, then I'm glad Kaysar gets to go home. Id' probably lose my lunch if I had to be around the new Janie all day. That Will Kirby is like Scott Tenorman from South Park. He's a charmer, that's all. He just charmed her.

In other news, with Kaysar leaving, I'm trying to think of any reason I should keep watching. Any suggestions? For now, I'm going to enjoy some other network becuase CBS has let me down once again.

You can check out a review of VH1's Flavor of Love, or as I like to call it "Flavor of Vomit" on my site Trashwire.com.

Who’s stock is up and who’s is down?

UP

Dr. Will – I’d imagine many of you thought you’d never see the day when I put the Evil Doctor on the rising BB stock list. Will is smart and incredibly calculating. He’s proven that he’s the best player in the house by manipulating Janelle and his “I don’t care” attitude might just take him to the end again.

James – despite declaring war on America’s sweetheart, Janelle, James has shown that he is a very skilled player. We all knew that his alliance with BB6 was bound to be short-lived, but he’s managed to break from the group without completely torching his bridges. That’s the mark of a true mastermind.

--STEADY--

Kaysar – Yes, it’s a tragedy that my favorite might go this week, but in recent days he hasn’t exactly been Mr. Entertaining. Kaysar’s been laying low and flying under the radar to the point where his game play has become rather boring. He’s not scheming like James, or willing to make bold moves like he was last year. That was fine when his team was in power, but now he needs to step up and make some moves to keep himself in the game.

Howie – While Howie fluctuates from funny to obnoxious on a daily basis, this week he’s been the same old same old. He seems loyal to his team, which is good, but it doesn’t seem like there’s much else going on in his head at any given moment either.

DOWN

Marcellas – I normally love Marci and, as he proclaimed on the first episode, he’s “America’s black gay sweetheart”. Still, he’s been quite the diva lately and he’s really shown what he’s made of by trying to sell everyone out to the opposing team. His two faced moves made him quickly fall from grace in my book.

Janelle – When I first saw the secret HoH room conversation between Will and Janelle, I thought “this is awesome, Janelle’s totally playing Will. She’s going to get all the information from him and then nominate him!” Unfortunately, it was the exact opposite. It seems that the so-called greatest player was really getting played herself. Janelle’s flirting with Will was entertaining at first, but it seems she lost track of her game play as things backfired and she developed a crush on the Evil Doctor. It’s pretty obvious when you watch her behavior that she likes Will, but it’s too bad that she won’t come clean about it to the rest of her alliance.

Danielle – This rating is more of a preemptive strike against Dani in case she nominates Kaysar this week as a replacement for Janelle. While Dani should probably go in the “steady” category, anyone who gets Kaysar evicted is the person I’ll hate the most. Besides, eliminating everyone’s favorite Muslim Brad Pitt is never a good career move, just ask Jen from last year.

I’m absolutely on pins and needles this week! To begin with, this is the first non BB6 HoH week. Danielle won this week in the spider web competition. She put up James and Janelle, two members of BB6. That’s all fine and good because at least it wasn’t Kaysar… but James is in her alliance and… Janelle won the veto. Who does that leave as the last big threat of BB6? Kaysar! Oh no!

This evening, I turned on the feeds to hear the houseguests talking about the veto competition. Apparently, it involved receiving or losing points depending on which “deal” they accepted. It seems that one of the deals was that someone could win money/points if they put the whole house on slop. According to gossip, it was Marcellas that took the deal, and the house is pissed. In actuality, I think it was really Janelle who put the house on slop, but if she passes the blame off to Marcellas, everyone will be mad at him and hopefully Danielle will put him up in her place instead of nominating Kaysar.

At this point, I’m totally over Janelle and Marcellas. The first couple weeks, I loved them both. Janelle was rocking in the competitions and Marcellas was providing hilarious commentary in his diary room segments (the Iraqi Peach rant) and making things fun in the house. By most accounts Janelle blew her HoH week by directly targeting the floaters and then lying about it to everyone in her own alliance. When she chose to put the goggles on Dianne instead of Boogie, it was clear that her loyalties were only to herself and she was willing to sell out everyone in her team. Then instead of coming clean about it to Kaysar and James, she lied and said that she just wasn’t thinking and gave the goggles to Dianne instead of Boogie because Dianne was closer to her. Of course, the boys quickly spotted that as a lie because Janelle has never played the game without thinking. She saved Boogie because she had a deal with him and that ended up screwing her and the rest of her alliance. James had every right to be infuriated with her, which he was, and subsequently declare war on her, which he did.

Marcellas has been slightly bugging me since way back when Kaysar won HoH. He’s completely two faced and his over-the-top drama can cross the line from entertaining to annoying in seconds. Lately, he’s been kissing BB6’s ass as long as they’re in power and the turning around and telling the floaters that they need to target Janelle and BB6. Marcellas is simply too dramatic and has shown that he’s a malicious and sneaky player.

Thankfully, as of a few minutes ago, Will and Boogie were mad at Marcellas and claiming they wanted him voted out. I think there’s some validity to this. Will and Boogie, along with BB6, said they don’t want to be trapped in sequester with Marcellas, and who could blame them?! They also all believe that Marcellas was the one who sold out the whole house this week. On top of that, Danielle doesn’t really like Marcellas and knows he wants to come after her as soon as he gets a chance. Since Will seems to be the one leading the house, let’s hope he can convince Danielle to nominate Marcellas instead of Kaysar—that is, if he isn’t lying about wanting Marcellas out.

I saw this coming as soon as I read that Danielle had won HoH. This would have been the perfect week for her to get Janelle via Six Finger Plan. If she nominated James and Kaysar or Howie from the beginning the odds were in James’ favor to win the veto. Then, once James wins, she puts up Janelle and they vote Janelle out. It was so simple! Instead, she put up Janelle and James, a stupid move because Janelle wins all the competitions. Of course Janelle was going to win the veto and the plan was going to fail!

Naturally, I’m most upset about this because it probably means that Kaysar will be voted out this week. Of course this has to happen, Kaysar gets voted out just as I have tons of free time to watch the feeds online! I can only hope now that the house will turn on Marcellas and he’ll go up instead. Fingers crossed!